Jareth the Time Lord 4

While attending the Virginia Renaissance Festival, I came upon this scene, that of Queen Elizabeth knighting Jareth the Goblin King.  Let it be known to all and sundry that the Goblin King is in fact a Time Lord! Big thanks to Pirate-Yashimaru for posing!

ScarletQuill  was kind enough to write a short story about this pic.  You should check it out!  
The Queen a Time Lord and the WorldThe guard looked down at the Time Lord.
His hands moved like a cat batting a clump of yarn. Yes, the man's mane of hair looked decidedly feline.
Only instead of the loom's ingredient - an iridescent ball, like soap...
It irritated the miffed, military man.
Perhaps that once the stranger had caught the attention of her Majesty and managed to convince her to put her jewels towards this -
His thoughts interrupted as the ball was being held just inches from...
"Are ye' a stump [stupid]?" 
He demanded and suddenly - the ball resumed it's odd, fluid motion.
"No I am quite all here," the masculine voice was surprisingly - elegant. "Though I doubt you wish you were?"
"Better'n most," the guard admitted. "One po baste'red [poor bastard] has to empty, polish  - and if need be replace - the palace's chamber pots."
The strange man stiffened; in smothering a laugh?
"A profession which obviously takes on greater importance, than to keep an eye on a former mapmaker and his navigator?